There's this marvelous invention called a mute button. It is so enjoyable to simply press that button whenever a particularly annoying commercial comes on. It feels so liberating, almost like personal vindication.
"Take that annoying L'oréal commercial!!!"
Almost as though they can see me and hear me. Almost like I'm cheating the system by turning off the sound, or flipping the channel. Of course, all channels tend to have a commercial break at the same time, to prevent us from attempting escape by going to a different channel. This is where my magic mute button comes in! Try it sometime. It's great! You know what's even sweeter, turning the T.V off and enjoying the silence.
I hate seeing some skinny model piling on the lip gloss. It looks revolting. Are we supposed to look like barbie dolls?
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