Random reflections and complaints

1. Why do some brides and grooms in the U.S smear wedding cake all over each other's faces? Seems like a waste of good, not to mention probably expensive, cake. And if I was a bride and had just gotten a facial and makeup and hair professionally done at a dayspa, as a lot of brides do, I doubt I'd want my face and hair full of cake. Cake goes in the mouth, not all over the face. What an imbecill tradition.

2. Why are women in soap operas always so stupid and needy? They'll bend over backwards and scheme to get a man and allow themselves to be part of a triangle where some clueless dope of a man who is waffling between two women. Both women will do their best to be the one he chooses, no matter how they have to humiliate themselves. As if any woman in her right mind would even consider a man who can't make up his mind if he wants to be with her or another woman. If even they have children or a successful career as a doctor they prioritize this man for crying out loud!

3. I'd like to give an extra large turd to people who perform unnecessary surgery on dogs, such as cutting their ears, tails, vocal chords or any other part of their body, just to suit their own vanity or convenience. Oh and let's not forget these sociopathic morons who enter their dogs in dog fighting contests. Although for them, a turd just isn't going to cut it, so I'll tie them up in a chair and force them to watch the Eurovision song contest semi-finals for 1 week straight. After that I'll set them loose somewhere in the middle of the northern Swedish mountains and let them find their own way home.

4. Why are some people so down on Susan Boyle? Yes, shows like Britan's Got Talent are not exactly the cream of the crop when it comes to intellectuality, but who gives a flying fig? Please people, don't be so cynical and snooty. She's a good singer. I don't particularly care for having pop-culture sensations crammed down my throat either, but the fact still remains that Susan Boyle is talented. I don't care if it's cool or intellectual of me to think so or not. I get it though, the reason why people are becoming anti-Susan, and I don't think it is so much her as it is that people are just over-fed with Susan Boyle. It doesn't matter how good a singer is, or an actor, if there is too much of that person, it's a huge turn-off. Even Celine Dion said that she didn't want people getting tired of her voice.

5. Why do so many professional athletes have blonde or bleached blonde girlfriends/wives? Never is this more evident than during a hockey or soccer game when they show them sitting there on the same row, side by side, watching their hubbies play. Hey, has anyone ever done research on the correlation between inhaling a lot of peroxide and the improvement of game performance? Just asking.

6. How come those wireless headsets that singers wear can make anyone look professional?