Even princesses fart

Today when I was at the optometrist I needed to use the washroom. This blond girl of the princess-type came out before I went in, and as I entered the washroom the delicate aroma of poop was lingering in the air. It could have been gas as well, sometimes the two are easily confused. In this case, it turned out that the smell actually came from the sink and not that girl. The pipes in that washroom were moaning and groaning, they sounded like they were threatening to erupt, and I suspect the smell was due to crappy pipes.
The thought had already entered my head though, that even the beautiful fart and poop. Even movie starts and queens do it. It is hard to imagine though isn't it. Oddly enough, I have pictured it my mind, and every time it's equally bizarre. Not so much with beautiful people, but definitely with movie stars and queens. When I was a kid I used to picture the Queen of Sweden wiping her bottom, and it just seemed like an anomaly to me. It seemed like that type of lowly activity wasn't performed by such fancy people. For some reason, I couldn't imagine her having a bowel movement at all. When I think of pooing I get an image of a lumberjack on a porta potty out in the woods, I don't think Catherine Zeta Jones or the Queen of England, even though they naturally do it too just the rest of us mere mortals.
A friend had as his status on Facebook recently:

"Ah, home sweet home. you know that smell in the elevator? the one where the beautiful woman wearing the expensive perfume just ripped one shes been holding all night? ya, that's the smell of home right now."

See, even beautiful people fart. Even a princess can rip one off. We're not supposed to think they do, but they do it. We all do it. Give me one person who has never passed gas. I once knew someone who claimed she had never farted in her life. She was a blond Southern belle from the U.S, very feminine and dainty. She told a bunch of us that she had never passed gas. Obviously we didn't believe her, and someone sarcastically said that by the time she's 50 she'll probably explode.
Why is pooping and farting such ugly things? When we're in the public washroom stalls we try to avoid being heard doing it. It's shameful. Yet we all know that everyone does it. Farting in public is like the kiss of death. You never forget it. It's a traumatic experience, if you're easily embarrassed. I'm not that easily embarrassed now but at the age of 15 I was. So you can imagine my shame when I ripped one off in karate class. When it happened, we were all seated on the floor and the instructor was talking, so ironically the room was quiet for once, unfortunately.

The point of this disgusting and rather useless entry is that no one is too fancy to fart or poo. Even a princess or a queen has to drop a load, take a dump, lay cable, take the browns to the superbowl, pop a squat, do a number two or my personal favourite: pinch a loaf.