Perpetually squinting and barely able to see,
uses her own backyard to pee.
Refuses to glasses wear,
When confronted lashes out like a bear.
Miss Vickie’s, Glosette’s Peanuts and bacon she devours,
Can be in entranced in Korean dramas for hours.
Hates newbies but loves her washroom stall,
To describe her own poop she has the gall.
She’ll dance in the stores like she’s in a club,
And after that will gladly go to RR for some grub.
After a Whisky River BBQ burger and a pint of beer
Her face towards the shade of red will steer.
Tempestuous, volatile, cranky and crazy,
Will readily admit to being lazy.
A true romantic at heart,
And at the same time oddly fascinated by a fart.
True, her disposition can hardly be described as sunny,
Yet she’s also loyal, thoughtful, caring and funny.
A comrade in the battle of life,
Someone to stand by your side in the midst of strife.
Wonderfully full of oddities and quirks,
Being her friend sure has its perks.
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